Katy Perry is in My Closet

Katy Perry is in my closet
Of this I am completely positive
I hear sweet humming at night
When I turn out the lights
And those pink sunglasses there
Well you know, they are not mine
Katy Perry is in my closet
Of this I am completely positive
Katy Perry is in my closet
Of this I am completely positive
They would probably tell me
That it can't be so
That she lives in some town far away
But I know what I know
Katy Perry is in my closet
Of this I am completely positive
An unexplained hairbrush left by the sink
Mysterious royalty checks in the mail
Can only mean one thing
Shaun Cassidy is in my closet
Katy Perry is in my closet
Of this I am completely positive
I am not a firework
I am not a firework
I am not a firework
I am a person