Calling all you dachshunds, poodles, labradors
Saint bernards, Chihuahuas, hounds and terriers
When the sun is set and master’s tucked in tight
Get on the line and join us. We’ll be here all night.
On the Dogophone
Dogophone
Dogophone
Dogophone
Are there cats in Russia?
What’s your master’s name?
Do you howl at the moon in Spanish in Chile?
Are those dingos that I hear in the background?
We’ll form a committee to decide if they’re allowed
On the Dogophone
Dogophone
Dogophone
Dogophone
Everyone stop yapping!
You’re talking out of turn.
I missed the last thing that the beagle said about her fur.
Who’s that whining on the line?
You’re hurting both my ears.
Maybe this really wasn’t such a good idea.
Dogophone
Dogophone
Dogophone