Two Birthdays in Just One Day

Two birthdays in just one day
What more can I say?
Time is moving twice as fast
Towards the bottom of this glass

Two birthdays in just one day
Two birthdays in just one day

Kill the candle, cut the cake
It's a no-show without fail
Barkeep pour me another ale

Two birthdays in just one day
Two birthdays in just one day

I can't see another way
This party's headed for the floor
Guess I'll have just one more
Two birthdays in just one day